cute rage

The insuppressible emotion experienced upon sight of an unbelievably cute animal that causes the brain to overload and create a sensation of rage at the world for having created a creature so incomprehensively adorable and not placed it directly in your lap. Can only be relieved by punching or smashing a nearby object and then talking in a crazy voice about how you want to smash said animal's face or pull its ears off when in reality it is so precious that if it crawled up to you you'd just dissolve into a puddle of goo.

Person 1: "Look at the fluffy baby bunny on Zooborns!"
Person 2: ***CUTE RAGE*** "OH MY GOD IT'S SO PRECIOUS I WANT TO RIP ITS LITTLE EARS OFF!"

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Cute-rage

The sight of something so effing cute, such as a beagle puppy playing, or any cute puppy, or baby dressed in a onesie that makes them look like a bear or some other fuzzy cute animal. Take an already cute baby, add the onesie multiplier effect and it is too much for most passionate, feeling people to take. Once the cute-rage has occurred, this energy must be dissipated by punching something, typically a large pillow which provides enough resistance for the blows to feel satisfying or hugging the kid/dog so hard their eyes pop out; as this is not an option, you hit the pillow and run around swearing about the cuteness. Cute-rage CANNOT and does not occur with inanimate objects. The DSM only defines cute-rage to occur after seeing a living thing that is off-the-charts cute, or doing something similarly cute.

Holy fawking shit, did you see that four-year-old dressed up as a lion? He had a tail, the hood with ears a la Max from Where the Wild Things Are, whiskers painted on his chubby little cheeks! When he trick-or-treated my house I almost punched a hole in the door from the cute-rage; I was so overtaken by his off-the-charts cuteness! He even growled at me with this little kid voice before the "trick-or-treat".

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