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The sexual act during which the provider of oral stimulation momentarily removes the penis from her/his mouth to glare at it as though they are angry at, or absolutely loathe said penis. The stare down is completed when she/he spits on the penis and continues the fellatio in a vigorous manner.
"hey bobby, check out this hot blowjob scene. I love it when she mean mugs that stud's cock"
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A drinking vessel of epic proportions, something that only the Gods, NAY only the Axemen would consider worthy of holding their drink. A mug filled with the frothiest of ales that can quench the even the most parched of throats. Some have said that drinking from such a vessel will allow a man to impregnate a women with his musk alone. Footnotes are needed on that last claim
Barkeep: What will it be Sir?
Customer: I want something that will allow me to climb the tallest tower, swim the widest ocean, to verb the adjective noun!
Barkeep: That'll be a Thunder Mug then
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The feeling a customer has when s/he has received the bill at the end of a meal, to find "the special" was three times the price of other dishes, and the price of the meal was four times more expensive than it should have been
"How much? For this rubbish?!!! You are a bunch of culinary muggers
After the meal I felt like I had experienced a Culinary Mugging
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The sandilefan mug is something that you can purchase while looking at sandilefan on urban dictionary
Person A: Hey have you copped the sandilefan mug
Person B: Yes
Person A: Proof
Person B: No
Person A: Yes
Person B: Fine I don’t have the sandilefan mug
Person A: You get zero bitches cuz you have no sandilefan mug
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A cheapskate advert by the website 'Urban Dictionary' intended for users to notice and purchase their merchant and gift it to their friends or relatives.
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1. An overpriced, useless cup that you can buy if you click the "BUY THE MUG" button below this definition.
2. Known by the creators of this website to be a "Ceramic white Urban Dictionary 11 oz mug. One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe."
3. An desperate attempt to raise money for a online slang dictionary
Juan: How much does that Urban Dictionary Mug cost?
Trump: 25 dollars, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars, so I'm rich enough to buy something as useless as an overpriced cup.
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the only thing that urban dictionary advertizes
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