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Monday Problems

When everything goes wrong on any given day, and it feels like a Monday.

Ugh, My computer isn't loading at all no matter what I do! Must be Monday Problems!

by DragonSkittles September 18, 2018


that's a you problem

That's a you problem. (In other words, it's not my problem. Deal with it.)

Person 1: I don't know how I'm going to get that money back to you before Friday."
Person 2: That's a you problem. I want it before Friday.

by Appoggiatura January 24, 2021


Problem Bottoms

The chronic state of having painfully bunched up proverbial underwear, the all too common mindset in current times state of being that is eager to take offense to anything possible and taking everything the wrong way. Synonymous with the rampant chips on the shoulders of American citizens who prefer to constantly have some axe to grind, rather than accept that they don’t have the answers and that they cannot trust their leaders.

A) During COVID I was met with the problem bottoms of the malcontent public, who are irritated by my existence or standing near them. B) My former neighbor had serious problem bottoms regarding me, to the point that she called the police on me and lied to them. When I had to go to court, she beat her problem bottoms into the ground, paying a lawyer to drag out my court case and eventually being considered crazy by the entire New Orleans Municipal Court House.

by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023


running from your problems

The best thing to do one facing confrontation

Person 1: can I ask you something?
Person 2: runs away.
Person 1: wtf I was gonna ask for directions.

And that a exmple of running from your problems if your

antisocial

by Danny Devito’s sidekick February 12, 2018


american problems

Describes an issue that is exclusive to americans where the american acts like its a global issue

Boy 1: I hate the lockers in our school

Guy on the internet: American problems

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024


personal problem

a problem that you can fix by yourself :)

Person A: “bro i just spilled ketchup on my shirt”
Person B: “personal problem :|”

by samr4t April 12, 2021


Luxury Problem

Having so much of something nice, that it becomes a problem.
In other words: Luxury that leads to problems.

If someone speaks of such a problem, you are likely to give big sarcastic "boo-hoo" response.

"I have so much beer, I don't have enough place to store it."
- Luxury problem

I found so much gold, I can't carry it home anymore.

I'm so goodlooking, people always think I'm shallow.

My skin is wrinkly, cause I sat in a jacuzzi all day.

My back hurts, cause my mother hugs me so much.

by Loupland August 12, 2017