May 22

If you where born on may 22 , then you are very sad, and probably have daddy issues.

Person 1: whens your birthday?
Person 2: may 22!

Person 1: .. do you need someone to talk to?

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May 1st

National send titty pics day

Boy: hey look it’s May 1st that’s national send titty day

Girl: oh yeah ok look at these bad bois
Send titty pics on this day

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may 10

May 10th is Stick your tongue down somebody's throat day.

Girl: hey im going to stick my tounge down your throat sonce it's may 10th, you know , stick your tongue down somebody's throat

Guy: okay.

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Billy Mays

Kaboom! and my hearing was finally gone.

guy1: Have you heard of Billy Mays?
guy2: what?

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May 4th

International Firefighters’ Day (IFFD) is a time where the world’s community can recognise and honour the sacrifices that firefighters make to ensure that their communities and environment are as safe as possible. It is also a day in which current and past firefighters can be thanked for their contributions.

International Firefighters’ Day is observed each year on 4th May. On this date you are invited to remember the past firefighters who have died while serving our community or dedicated their lives to protecting the safety of us all. At the same time, we can show our support and appreciation to the firefighters world wide who continue to protect us so well throughout the year.

Please say thank you to a firefighter. You should say thanks everyday not just May 4th.

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18th may

18th may is the day a legend was born and a day for all people to celebrate.

Bro, it is the 18th may, this day a legend was born!

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may 23

National Thicc Boi Day. Only the thiccest bois get pussy that day

Ah today’s national thicc boi day may 23

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