Japanese Abe Lincoln

Shinzo Abe

Fought the Japanese Civil War

Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address

Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation

Freed the Japanese slaves

Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth

At the Japanese Ford's theater

Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill

Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."

"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."

ab-a²

a=2
=b=3
=ab-a²
=2×3-2²
=6-4
=2

Good ab-a²

grim abe

Translated from danish: Ugly Monkey

Du er en grim abe
Translation: You are an ugly MONKEY!!

W-AB

A Whip that ends with a Dab

Yo!!! He Just Pulled A

W-AB

On The Hatters

Abe Lincolned

When you cum on the back of someone’s head inside of a movie theater.

Bro, I just Abe Lincolned this girl last night at the new spider man movie

Abe Blue

Bitch. That is all.

"You're such an Abe Blue!"

Abe Doney

A man with a micro penis

Person 1: Hey that's Abe Doney!
Person 2: I bet his girl doesn't feel it when he pipes"