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De-Arsing

The act of warming derrierre up after a brisk fall on ice. Always done in public, the said victim discreetly shows empathy for his/her sore frozen bottom by rubbing or just offering a few silent words of kindness. If rubbing is not an option, the hurt individual might clench the gluts; thus taking some of the pain away.

Dude, did you see the way that chick is walking? She either has to go real bad or is de-arsing herself.

by nutellacrepes February 1, 2011


biscuity arsed

(Scots) Flaky. Crumbly, not in a good way...Resembling a crushed biscuit. Can be used to describe physical appearance or state of mind (see below)

I've just had my roots done, the dafty used too much peroxide and my head is all biscuity arsed.

Waaaaay too much cider last night, I am feeling all biscuity arsed, won't be moving from the couch all day.

No need to get all biscuity arsed with me!

by K.Bab December 26, 2016


Wet arse

A wimp, a weak and weedy , needy person.

You're gutless , such a wet arse.

by Mamasa September 30, 2021


Moonhopper arse

A lady with a very large round butt, that looks like a moonhopper. It's an arse you just want to ride.

she has got one large moonhopper arse, man i want to ride it.

by group of four April 9, 2013


Karcher arse

An attack of the runs so violent the shit comes out with the force and spray pattern of a pressure cleaner

Sorry I won't be in today... Was up all night with karcher arse syndrome

by FrankHank November 16, 2016


Arse harness

A harness to lift you bum to make it look bigger. Also known as false or fake

That bloke is a rite arse harness

by Arse harness March 4, 2021


Arse piss

The side affect of Salmonella aka diarrhoea

I refroze my chicken nuggets and they gave me arse piss.

by factmachine December 2, 2014