The side affect of Salmonella aka diarrhoea
I refroze my chicken nuggets and they gave me arse piss.
Someone who is acting dumb and is not understanding a simple explanation.
That’s how you do it soft arse, not hard is it!
A harness to lift you bum to make it look bigger. Also known as false or fake
That bloke is a rite arse harness
The act of warming derrierre up after a brisk fall on ice. Always done in public, the said victim discreetly shows empathy for his/her sore frozen bottom by rubbing or just offering a few silent words of kindness. If rubbing is not an option, the hurt individual might clench the gluts; thus taking some of the pain away.
Dude, did you see the way that chick is walking? She either has to go real bad or is de-arsing herself.
The arousal of an old man sitting on a woman's face
"I sat on her face and it gave me pointy arse nipples"
Ones bum or gearbox smelling like the underneath of your watch!
Oh Christ, I just bent down to pick some clothes off the floor, when bang! I caught a blast of my smelly arse, better get in the shower mate!!
British slang for a person who enjoys anal sex
bob: i would not want to be in front of tim hes an arse popper
tim: i just love anal sex!