Ask out a cameron day!

DECEMBER 7th
Ask out a cameron day

DO IT!!

Ask out a cameron day!
You:Hey, Cameron I have a question for you

HIM:What is it?
You:will you go out with me?
Him:Yes of course!!!

Ask out a Fanpage day!

May 29 is ask a fanpage out day. This is a day you will get a Gf/Bf so you better go find them or you will be single forever😀.

Fanpage 1: Ugh i really want to ask out (fanpage)
Fanpage 2: Go ask them out today is ask out a fanpage day!

Fanpage 3: Hey would you like to go out with me (fanpage)
Fanpage 1: Ofc!

Asking For It

When bitch gets all mouthy and then wonders why you smack her one.

"Why'd you smack Sally in the kisser, Johnny?"
"What? The broad was asking for it!"

I didn't ask

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.

Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired

national ask the girl you've been talking to for months

ask the girl you have been talking to for months to secure that deal
get that girl and make it official

hey, did you hear? its national ask the girl you've been talking to for months.
It is? no way. I'm about to make it official.

Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.

Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?

Did I ask?

If you're here you can't say this.

Guy: You want air?

9yo: Did I ask?