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Back Story Bore

Someone who refuses to answer a simple question and insists on giving you their entire life story.

“....and then I wanted to plant tulips but I just don’t think our soil is right for it...”
“Sir! I just need to know, soup or salad!” Said the poor waitress after a 5 minute story from the Back Story Bore on table 8.

“Can I get your name please, ma’am?”
“Well I called because I got this letter and I was going to call yesterday when I got it but then my sister called and then it started to rain so I had to....”
MA’AM!!! I need your name before I can even help you!” Denise screamed at the back story bore who was eating into her lunch hour.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

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help im bored

Why are u even looking this up in urban dictionary. Go doing something productive ok. Fine go. Why are u even still reading this? I luv harry potter by the way.

HA, u thought this defenition of help im bored was over!

by jefnjkfnewkg May 18, 2020

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un-bored

the act of finding somthing to do while your bored.

Class sux, im so bored

So un-bored your self.

how?

idk, dance or somting like that.

awesome!

by jdan October 19, 2007

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cold bore shot

Taking the first shot from a sniper rifle with a clean barrel. Extremely difficult, you have to anticipate where the shot will go. only after the first shot you can adjust your dope (Data On Previous Engagement). also after a first shot is fired the inside of the barrel will set on carbon residue that will change the flightpath of the bulet.

jim started the ambush with a cold bore shot from 1'500 yards away. one shot one kill.

by speuz July 28, 2011

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i'm fucking bored

i'm fucking bored is a phrase normally used by fuckers who are fucking bored and have nothing better to do than to look up the phrase i'm fucking bored.

I'm fucking bored, so I put a definition of the phrase "I'm fucking bored on the internet." I need friends please be my friend. please. im really fucking bored.

by pleasehugmepls November 10, 2020


im so bored

im so bored means im so bored

im so bored

by ClubWatAh April 17, 2021


Boring as dog shit!

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.

Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!

by xmonkey September 22, 2010

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