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closet child

1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.

2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.

I am a closet child. Let me be with my people.

by TheOGCC November 7, 2019


Clear the closet

Bro 1 : Hey bro can u clear my closet ;)

Bro 2 : Yeh bro what you wanna use this time

Bro 1 : Im feeling extra saucy maybe your pp ;)

Bro 2 : yes G

Bro 1 and Bro 2: Ugh UGh HAyusggasbajhbd

Yo help me clear the closet, Aight brah ;)

by magnet977 November 25, 2019


Magic Closet

A closet where 2 people go in, and 3 people come out. Sometimes threesomes occur, and sometimes even more.

Steve: Hey Harold, did you see those ladies go into the magic closet just a second ago?
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...

by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp March 11, 2015


Cock closet

A warm moist gash

I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.

by The big bad carpet muncher December 22, 2019


the broom closet

A person who practices whichcraft but is not open about it or very secretive. Similar to a homosexual not being open about their sexual orientation.

Person 1- "She always chants words under her breath and wears a pentagram necklace, is she into witchcraft or something?"

- Person 2 " People have been asking her about it but shes been denying it so far. I think shes in the broom closet!"

by Mork_ulv March 27, 2017


closet deposit

The closet deposit is a womens "spank bank"

Look at that hunk.

Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later

spank bank flick the bean

by Qbaybay October 12, 2013


thunder closet

The bathroom, particularly the one where you would poop.

I am about to hunker down in the ol thunder closet and launch a big ol steamy sewer pickle.

by goodolick May 7, 2015