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A condom used by a person with an STD.
Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?
The chlorine taste on a dick when a girl gives a blowjob to a man she had just been skinny dipping with.
This girl and I were skinny dipping, and then she gave me a blowjob, but she forgot about chlorine condoms.
Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.
Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.
.'A compliment (mostly for a female, but also for men) that mean 'you look hot
:one sister goes on a date
?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks
It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.
I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.
When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.
Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90
The first time you have sex without a condom. You have lost your condom virginity.
Bob banged Dara for the first time with no condom. She loved it. And lost her condom virginity.