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Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.
Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.
A cylindrical roll of toilet paper (usually made by wrapping tp around the hand) into which the penis can be inserted for mess-free fapping.
Justin may be a germophobe but that doesn't stop him from fapping into a tp condom.
where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.
Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.
The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.
Where you putting your drugs, man?
Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?
Duh?
A manner of living in which your sole goal is to endure as long as possible.
Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"
Take off your Life Condom and get in!
The first time you have sex without a condom. You have lost your condom virginity.
Bob banged Dara for the first time with no condom. She loved it. And lost her condom virginity.
(1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.
(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.
Many people chase 'condom money' all their life.