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A sex act in which a man engages in anal sex with a woman, without any lube. The woman then releases gas during the act, not unlike a Trumpet.
man 1 - Where's Dave?
man 2 - I think he's slipping his secretary a Crusty Trumpet.
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The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'
I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?
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when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.
Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!
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when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.
Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!
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The act of ejaculating on and around your partners gooch area.
"I gave Jessica a Crusty Canyon the other day, she's a gross chick."
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A woman who has not wiped her pussy for a long time so she gets crusty flaps
Wow Barry's nan has a crusty muff
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The act of fucking in handstands, making a wigwom shape with their legs, where the female has a nasty STD (the Clap).
Bro, have you ever tried the Crusty Wigwom?
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