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A nauseating drink that will get you nearly banned from any Pizza World gourmet pizza parlor in your area.
Recipe: Start with a glass of regular Pepsi mixed with Dr. Pepper and Root Beer, then add way too much salt and Sweet’n’Low to the drink, mix thoroughly; if you have some undissolved salt and Sweet’n’Low at the bottom, that means you added enough. Next, sprinkle pepper flakes on top of the drink, creating a layer of them where you can pile on copious amounts of parmesan cheese, creating the signature foam that only people who should be feared will drink. Plunge a straw through the foam and bon appétit.
Person#1: So, who’s going to take the first sip of the Pepsi of Death?
Person#2: You can do that, I like not having organ failure.
If you put another one in there a good one would be:
Person#1: I'm confident but nothing like Person#3.
Person#2: What did Person#3 do?
Person#1: Downed a Pepsi of death.
Person#2: Is person#3 a fucking god?!
Universe of Star Wars: A large orbital space station (the size of a small moon) capable of destroying a planet with it's Northen hemespherical superlaser. The first Death Star proved to be riddled with problems - it could not target capital ships and took many hours to recharge it's superlaser. Also, it had few if any laser turrets that were effective against snubfighters. The second Death Star overcame these problems but was destroyed at the Battle of Endor before it's completion. Note - the Death Star was designed by BEVEL LEMESIK - not the Geono-whatever idiots in Episode 2 of Kiddy Wars. George Lucas has messed around with the history so much he constantly contradicts that which he approved/wrote previously.
"That's no moon....it's a space station! <uncoprehendable roar, followed by prissy remarks from an unnamed source>"
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a. packing one's funholes full of fantastic until they sexplode
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b. sophomore album by Eagles of Death Metal, a side project of Queens of the Stone Age's Josh Homme and childhood friend Jesse "the devil" Hughes.
"Man, did you pick up that copy of death by sexy?"
"Yeah, dude, my sister got so excited listening to it she sexploded."
"Hey, baby, you in the mood for a little death by sexy?"
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Getting shanked in the kidney, and then fucked in the shank hole
How was prison for him?
He got the death rape
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One of the best new bands to hit the stage.
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A famous quote from Eddie Izzard. Pose this question to your friends to freak them out!
"CAKE OR DEATH?"
"Ah, cake please."
"...VERY WELL! GIVE HIM CAKE!"
"Thanks very much! It's very nice."
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