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Simpsons episode marge in chains season 4 1993. Thought to be prediction for covid last year. Untrue.
Brasilian flu means someone had a FACELIFT (Because that country is know for it's plastic surgery.)
Her face look like hamburger, she got the Brasilian flu!
Sneezing whilst climaxing during masturbation, making a climax and 1/7th.
"Dude, when I blew my load the other day sneezed at the same time. Thought my eyeballs were going to pop out at the intensity of the flu jab."
When your friend goes home with a fat chick from the bar.
Dude, I think Jeff caught the swine flu last night. That bi*ch was HUGE.
The H1N1 virus aka pig flu and the center of cold jokes among you and your idiotic friends.
A: *cough*
B: swine flu!
a: v_v *slap*
The latest strain of influenza, with a little Swine Flu, Avian Flu, and Human Flu all thrown in ... you get a piece of everything ... just like turducken (the holiday melange of a chick stuffed in a duck, which is then stuffed in a turkey). Sliced just right, you get a piece of everything.
"I thought it was the regular flu, but my hair hurts. I think it's the Turducken Flu."
result of a woman drinking way too much wine. Leads to a miserable whining sow the next morning!
What happened to your missus gav? She looks like shit this morning and hasn't stopped whining!
Yep, she has wine flu - drank 3 bottles of red last night!