Death Jogger

Someone who jogs so much they lose so much weight they start to look like a corpse.

"I thought that was a zombie on the side of the road but, it was only a Death Jogger."

Death Star

Universe of Star Wars: A large orbital space station (the size of a small moon) capable of destroying a planet with it's Northen hemespherical superlaser. The first Death Star proved to be riddled with problems - it could not target capital ships and took many hours to recharge it's superlaser. Also, it had few if any laser turrets that were effective against snubfighters. The second Death Star overcame these problems but was destroyed at the Battle of Endor before it's completion. Note - the Death Star was designed by BEVEL LEMESIK - not the Geono-whatever idiots in Episode 2 of Kiddy Wars. George Lucas has messed around with the history so much he constantly contradicts that which he approved/wrote previously.

"That's no moon....it's a space station! <uncoprehendable roar, followed by prissy remarks from an unnamed source>"

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Death cold

Weather that is very cold.

A chicago night in January is death cold.

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death by sexy

a. packing one's funholes full of fantastic until they sexplode

or

b. sophomore album by Eagles of Death Metal, a side project of Queens of the Stone Age's Josh Homme and childhood friend Jesse "the devil" Hughes.

"Man, did you pick up that copy of death by sexy?"
"Yeah, dude, my sister got so excited listening to it she sexploded."

"Hey, baby, you in the mood for a little death by sexy?"

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Death on Wednesday

One of the best new bands to hit the stage.

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death rape

Getting shanked in the kidney, and then fucked in the shank hole

How was prison for him?
He got the death rape

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cake or death?

A famous quote from Eddie Izzard. Pose this question to your friends to freak them out!

"CAKE OR DEATH?"
"Ah, cake please."
"...VERY WELL! GIVE HIM CAKE!"
"Thanks very much! It's very nice."

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