Obama jokes

Like yo mamma jokes, but instead of saying "yo mamma" you say "Obama." Used by McCain fans nationwide.

"Obama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in!"
"Man, why you always makin' Obama jokes?"

OR

"I'm trying to raise money for college."
"Obama goes to college!"

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Trader Joke

The pattern of the grocery chain Trader's Joe's to regularly introduce new products that sound enticing and interestingly ethnic but taste like crap--just like all the earlier enticing-sounding and interestingly ethnic foods you bought there that ended up tasting like crap.

At TJ's I found these new Yogurt Dill Papadums and thought they'd be interesting but they tasted like crap. What a Trader Joke.

What's with all the packaging at Trader Joe's? There's enough plastic wrap surrounding my asparagus spears to choke a baby dolphin. I got totally depressed but forgot all about it when I had a massive coronary from all the sodium in my Trader Joe's Thai Red Curry Sauce. What a Trader Joke.

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Inside joke

a joke only understood by an exclusive group of people.. usually they are used to annoy/leave out/embarrass/show off, to outsiders who don't undertand

John: "hahahha!! remember!!??! do you want fries with that??"

Jane: "oh my god!! HAHAHAH! we are so funny, that's a great inside joke!!"

Outsider: *aw i don't get it.. i feel so left out*

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Dirty Joke

Any joke containing at least 75% sexual innuendo, coarse language, graphic and possibly pornographic imagery, and at least one slur or derogatory remark concerning ethic, national, racial background, religion, sexual orientation, and physical or mental handicap. Joke must not be able to be repeated in front of one’s mother; however, joke’s level of offense and thus its quality is exponentially increased with tactless references to one’s fat, stinking, dumb, greasy, illiterate, and over-sexed mama. Jokes deemed off color, in poor taste, and otherwise written on men’s restroom’s walls (whether in pen or body excrement) are acceptable.

Have you heard the Dirty Joke about the greasy oversexed mama from...

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Heartbreak joke

When you like or love someone and when they ask you out. Then only to find out that it was all a joke.

heartbreak is still painful but heartbreak and joke put together make life almost unbearable. A Heartbreak joke is the most painful,mind screamingly painful, and confusionous thing know to the world.

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Suicide Jokes

"Edgy Jokes" or "Suicide Jokes" are jokes which are used to joke about wanting to die or killing yourself.
Suicide Jokes are jokes that you use to say that you either don't want to do a certain thing or in no context at all, just want to die, while the next day you are still alive.
suicide jokes aren't always expressed with speech, but also with your hands. Like making a gun with your hand and put it on the side of your head and pretend you are shooting.

Suicide Jokes Could be:
You: I really wanna kill myself now.
or
You: Kill me, please.

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Joke character

characters made in movies and video games usually
joke characters are made to be funny,funny as in to make fun of other characters from rival movies or video games.

the biggest example of a joke character can be dan hibiki
he is capcom's joke character to make fun of snk's ryo sakazaki(an obvious ryu imitator) ryo sports a karate outfit like ryu and ken.he copys ryu'sname simply by replacing the u with an o also having his suit in red like ken masters and aslo with the blond hair

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