It's fucked

Australian colloq.

1. Diagnosis used to describe when something is completely beyond repair

2. To describe something unfair or unfortunate that has happened

1. 'How's your car going?' 'It's fucked, I'm going to have to sell it for scrap'

2. 'Even though I played every game this season, they dropped me for the final! It's fucked!'

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fuck in a

yes; to agree with someone.

Hey Ted, lets go to the bar. Ted replies fuck in a.

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fucking

1. A great joy.
2. a word use to add emphasis

1-2.I fucking love fucking.
1-2. Blink-182 is the best fucking band ever. I'd find great pleasure in fucking each one of them

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fucks

n. pl. weird people

Crazy fucks, they think the earth is flat!

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fucking

when a guy puts his penis in a woman;s vagina.

John fumbled with his keys while holding the flowers he'd bought for his wife lily. it was valentines day. he opened the door to find lily staring straight at him wearing only underwear, with her hands covering her breasts.
"Ive been waiting for you."
Jon smiled nervously.
"I got these-" he held out the flowers but was interupted by lily's outburst. she pushed him on the bed (which somehow appeared) and stripped him down. she rubbed his penis slowly then she wrapped her mouth around it and sucked it until his cum exploded in her mouth. she applied a wet condom to his penis and took off her underwear. She bounced along his big dick until it was ramming smoothly in and out of her vagina.
"Oh yeah baby.... right there.." She moaned, hands full of hair.
John cupped her bottom as he pushed a little harder.
"ooh.. yeah.. uh uhu huh!!! OH GOD shit!!!" They were both reaching orgasm, which carried on until neighbors were complaining. fucking.

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fuck fuck goose

Classic twist of 'Duck duck goose'. Whoever is landed on 'fuck'.. has to run back to the other persons' position - if they are caught up by whoever is 'it' - figure the rest.

Yo, any one up for a sesh of fuck fuck goose (f.f.g)

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fucking A

an exclamation usually used to mean "affirmative" or "right on!".

In 1995 or so Demi Moore starred in a movie adaptation of the book "The Scarlet Letter". In that story set in New England during the Puritan theocracy times Hester Prynne bears a child out of wedlock. For this she is sentenced to wear a letter "A" on her clothing to denote that she is guilty of adultery. That movie was panned by the critics big time. I read a review of that flick in the entertainment section of a local independent "underground" weekly newspaper. The first thing that the review said was "Fucking A"! Get it?

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