Greek

The word Greek as it pertains to the people of Greece is an acronym for "Good Relative Encounters Empathetic King" describing Greeks as all having some royal relation or connection to Greek royalty. Anyone with no connections to royalty are slaves.

Petra thought he was a Greek, but after his father told him his family tree, he realized that he was merely a slave.

Greek

the antient greeks took blake and killed him for food thats what i call nostalgia

blake was killed by the greeks and was eaten thats nostalgia

Greek

The language that you can start texting someone in just to surprise someone.
The person will probably using Google Translate or any other Greek to English translator.

One day in April 2018, I had gotten my speech therapist's phone number on my phone by giving him my phone number and then he sent me 2 photos of my pimples. At night time on a different day in April 2018, I have sent him a text message in Greek. He then sent me his own reply in Greek. We kept texting each other. Later we went to sleep. The next day, he was like: "What is this?" I replied "I wrote" He replied that he did not know it was me.

Greek

Reference to anal sex

Me and my wife did Greek for the first time last night.

Greeks

Lanky dogs who have no left foot

Siki: I don't date aussies, I date Greeks and non aussies

Greek coffee

When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer

“Cream or sugar today sir?”

“No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”

The Greek Gods

A fantasy football team that is known for being on the good side of a trade.

The team starts out below average and then becomes a contender.

The Greek Gods

FF player 1: Dude, did you see that trade I made in my fantasy football league.

FF player 2: Yeah yo, you The Greeks Gods of this league...