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who are you?

i am hag.

by hag. November 23, 2021


The OG Hag

A middle-aged woman rocking a fat grey hairline and cheap neon colored eyeshadow, who wears foulards all year long and loves Hard Rock t-shirts.

„Hey G could you help me with a case?“
„No way I am too busy knitting socks for my cats!“
„Your such an The OG HAG, G!!!!“

by QueenOfTheFagHags November 4, 2020


hag hag

A hetereosexual woman who hangs out with heterosexual men. Similar to a fag hag as these relationships are not physical as the only purpose of being seen with men is to get an ex-husband jealous.

The woman I was dating turned out to be a hag hag.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008


hag-hole

A small crevice or divot that is created on the human body. Typically a inch diameter circular drillbit is drilled 3 inches drep into the human body and then a blowtorch is used to caulderize the flesh.

This hole is often used in sexual interactions as an alternative depository of semen.

"I would like to shove my cock into your secret little hag-hole"

by hagholer July 17, 2022


Hag Rabbit.

1. Someone that clearly has mental issues.
2. A waste of life.
3. A whore, typically male.

Hey, did you see Tyler today? He's such a hag rabbit.

by cakelover? October 18, 2010


SAG Hag

A non-union actor who hangs out with union actors.

if you are non-union and have friends who are SAG, you’re a sag hag fr

by Masc91 March 12, 2022


goon hag

A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.

Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.

by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016