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double horn

The act of whilst shitting, jacking off your turd sending it in and out, meanwhile Jacking off with the other hand, usually done in office job restrooms

Dude I got paid $75 bucks last Sunday for a double horn, overtime rules!!!!!

by tsktuskmulusk May 24, 2015

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Horns Ville

The best frickin site on the net foo!

Man, your site will never be like Horns Ville...

by Jimmy_Dean September 29, 2003

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Horn swoggler

A friend who always steals your girl even if he tries no to

Hey your friend is a horn swoggler

by DeFalco_848 December 23, 2015

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horn dog

the sexual act of shoving a jumbo hot dog up a man's ass hole then pulling it out then thrusting it into the womens pussy then forcing her to eat it.

me and shook just had a horn dog.

by sexySAMpenis October 24, 2010

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french horn

The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.

While performing oral sexy on Carrie, I took a deep breath and gave her a french horn.

by Balint February 10, 2005

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horn-dog

A sexually active canine.
This term is commonly used in the "furry fandom."

"That pooch is a total horn-dog!"

by Dalhusky August 28, 2006

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French Horn

Brass instrument taken up by those who wish to continue their musical studies, but have failed at playing the trumpet, trombone, or anything else metallic with a mouthpiece. French horn players are the butt of most jokes in band class, though they usually admit that "they deserve it."

Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."

Kate: "I play the French horn, which is a bad instrument."
Mr. Lange: "That's right, Katie."

by Douglas J. January 6, 2006

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