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The scientific law maintaining that you can only do something not stupid for so long. Inferring that no matter how well things are going, something stupid is bound to happen.
Perry: "Jacob is doing really well so far..."
Nick: "Don't worry, he'll mess things up, it's Jacob's law."
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Cheater, Fuckboy all the way, A liar #all #of #the #above
Jacob is a fuckboy.
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A person who can't stop (talking) about (basketball), knows (famous) basketball players, and is (crazy).
Teacher: Basketball is a choice for P.E.
Jacob: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bitch ass nigga who drops a girl after the first date and cheats on every girl and his dick is only 3.2inch. he also uses every girl and he a fuck boy
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Jacob is a boy in 8th grade who has got a significant other and who ever that significant is must be a lucky boy/girl.
He is a horrible friend and says lots of mean stuff to his friend.
IS Jacob in 8th grade
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The definition of a empty hearted "Simp" who back stabs another human in the the hopes of the touch of a women
Person 1:I have a 4 inch long-
Person 2: Eww
The council: Simp don’t pull a Jacob
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He’s a turd and always mean to Lacey, BUTTTTT HES DATING JEN AND THEY LOOK SO CUTE
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