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When you face is so fucked up from taking on jaws in a fight
Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."
To shoot a load into a girl/guy 's mouth.
"Last night I gave that girl a jawful!"
A female truck driver with a "Foxy" voice but is of questionable attractiveness.
Breaker breaker, did you pick that up rusty nail? You take the lead. I got a fox jaw fixin for a fun time over.
A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.
Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!
Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
An American software engineer and Internet entrepreneur. Known for uploading the first video on YouTube known as "Me at the zoo". He's also disappointed in YouTube for removing the dislike button, which really says something considering he's one of the founding fathers.
"When every YouTuber agrees that removing the dislike button is a stupid idea, it probably is. Try again, YouTube." -Jawed Karim
Common on college campus nationwide. Nature's way of letting you know the puke's on the way and to pray to the porcelain Jesus.
Los: *belch.....rubbing stomach*
Kev: ..yeah, so like was saying, I passed go and collected my two hund-....
Los: *sprints toward the bathroom*
Kev: Drip jaw, again. Fuckin rookie.