shock jock

Radio personality used to make the masses feel better about themselves.

"If this shock jock has a show than I must be a friggin genius!"

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fat jock

A complete dumbass PE teacher with an IQ level of a 10-year-old. Usually a male with a stomach being hugged by his tight shirt.

My teacher sent me to the office for no reason; he is such a fat jock.

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Jock on Block

When the male penis becomes hard unexpectingly.

"Man my girl was staring at me all funny and shit, I look down, and my jock on block."

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Flock Jock

A radio, television or media personality such as Rush Limbaugh and Shawn Hannity whom regularly and honorably uses humiliation, degradation and sarcasm, usually in the form of partisan political spin in the hypocritical pretext of good versus bad as a linguistic form of schoolyard bullying. The use of these mud slinging tactics attracts or causes a "flock" of people to the playground arena (media arena) where the mud slinging occurs. The same as when a bully starts a fight at school and everyone hurriedly circles around to see the showdown or when everyone flocks to the scene of a terrible traffic accident. Sometimes a particular subject or person can attract an even greater crowd. Similar to a Shock Jock but instead of obscenity through sexual content as the main offering for entertainment. A Flock Jock uses humiliation and a slew of non-civilized, biased, personal and tactical attacks on a political stage as the main form of entertainment

What the flock jock? Don't you have anything nice to say about EVERYONE?

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demi-jock

Someone who does not play sport for a school/college team but resides around the rectal tissue of a 'jock'.

"Oh look there's that prick ***** from the rugby team; I think can see his demi-jock peeking out from his rectum too."

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jock jacks

a "jock jack" is simply the term for when you are doing jumping jacks and your jock bounces all around which later results in an unpreventable boner. This occasionally can be a problem if females are around in your intense workout session because floppage of the package can sometimes cause boners from the friction. This is an awkward thing to happen cause your are getting your cardio in and all of the sudden your johnson is erect.

In gym Ralph did his jock jacks.

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Jock Itch

The shittiest thing a man will experience in their dull, dull life.

I want to die, because of Jock Itch of course.

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