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when you have your balls surgically seperated into two sacs and hit your partner in the face repeatedly until your stitches open and leak green pus. after that a unicorn wearing a bow tie licks it up while a third party ejaculates upon its majestic mane
dan and lisa did a peppermint larry with my pet unicorn
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as in the old Bob Newhart Show the actor would be pulling a Larry by: 'hi my name is Larry, and this is my brother Darryl and Darryl.' and 5 minutes later in the same episode 'hi my name is Larry, and this is my brother Darryl and Darryl.
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The most powerful couple in the universe
-Imagine how much power would Harry and Louis have if they were out.
- I know Larry Stylinson would run the world
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Larry Stylinson is the "non-canon" ship name of One Direction's Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles. Though you may disagree, Larry is completely real. The boys have matching tattoos, for example: a bird and a bird cage, an anchor and a rope, a compass and a boat, a butterfly and "IT IS WHAT IT IS" and many many more. Harry doesn't label his sexuality (and we stan him for that) and Louis never talks about it, refuses to actually. He has a "girlfriend" named Eleanor but that's a completely different story. Louis says he loves Eleanor with his entire heart but we Larries disagree. There's a video online of Louis standing outside an elevator with Eleanor saying, very clearly, "I'm gay pretty unfortunate isnt it Eleanor." There have also been many lyric changes, pronoun changes. She/her/hers being changed to He/him/his. Many, including myself, also believe many of their solo songs have been written about each other but I won't get into that. Though the two cannot come out if they are together (obvs are) due to a contract signing in 2012 they are still the cutest couple in the world. If Larry isn't real however, we've created the most elaborate, adorable, emotional, beautiful love story ever.
Person 1: hey have you heard of 'Larry Stylinson'??
Me: it started with an Oops! and a Hi! *proceeds to tell the 11 year long story of Larry Stylinson*
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The biggest ship in this world form by One Direction's member Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles. They are married at 28 September 2013. They had several couple tattoos, have complementary songs, have deep chemistry, have fondest look toward each other and so many more
Harry : Maybe one day you'll call me and say that you are sorry too. But you, you never do.
Louis : I am sorry that I hurt you darling, we were too young
*meanwhile*
Me : What just happened? Larry Stylinson is already break up?
Harry : *Singing still the one* Looks like we made it. Look how far we've come my baby
Louis : *release song called We Made It, mention come so far from Princess Park*
Me : I am so proud of you *cry in a cool way*.
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A ship made up by the one direction fandom between Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. It has proof to back it up and also disclose it. Most people ship it despite Louis saying it is disrespectful to his girlfriend Eleanor. Louis has a son by the way. Believe what you want, however just keep in mind it’s offensive towards Louis’ girlfriend.
Most of the people who ship it are very toxic, however some aren’t.
“Omg Larry Stylinson is so realll!!”
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"I pulled my nasty larry out and dropped it on the bathroom floor."
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