Random
Source Code
Random
A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"
Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.
1👍 2👎
The best shellfish place in the bay area, pretty close to SFO and hotels, 10/10 would recommend.
Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!
Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.
“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”
4👍 1👎
another version of 'hold your horses'.
"come on"
"hold your lobsters!"
2👍 9👎
Similar to the Shocker, but of the East Coast Variety. You basically stick two fingers in a bitch's pussy hole, and the other two up her asshole. Both two-finger groupings resembles the claw of a lobster. Once you fingers have been inserted in both of your bitches fuck holes, you open and shut the claw.
Travis gets all the bitches...how does he do it? I hear that before he fuck's the shit out of a bitch, he get's them all riled up with the East Coast Lobster....plugs both holes and shits the claw.
1👍 4👎
Where you take 2 full size Maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman's nipples. You then proceed to lather butter on her pussy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. The 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman's pussy and asshole.
Your sister ordered a Swedish lobster roll at the red lobster .
1👍 4👎
You are being chased by a lobster and need to call the police right now.
People are hiring hit men lobsters so be weary
I’m being chased by a lobster
Call the police
Ok