To get somebody to where they gotta be going to or need to get to.
Me-He needs to get his job tomorrow
Friend-So then mail this fucker outa here then,adios
Email or snail mail that's purpose is for venting some steam.
My sister sent me vent mail after her husband called her chubby.
Not everyone that delivers the mail is male. Some mail carriers are female.
The dog didn't like the mail chick or anybody shaped like the mail chick. Something about the buzz haircut triggered the dog, and it would always start chasing her.
Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.
*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”
A fake e-mail address used for blog sites, sweepstakes, and retail establishments that require an e-mail address to complete an entry
I just use my fe-mail address when I signed up on that one website. I'm not using my real email address and have my inbox full of spam
Abroad that was ordered from another country
I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.
When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."
"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."