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When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.
“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”
Hand job that she swallows...happy for me and a meal for her.
Wife and I shared a happy meal!
The term “Happy Meal” is used for a relationship that generally leaves a smile on your face. Doesn’t include sex just a genuine happy relationship.
Jeff is Stephanie’s version of a happy meal. She’s always happy as long as she is talking to him
A girl that is petite but brings so much joy when having sex
Damn girl you a happy meal
McDonald's version of a kid's meal which limits the portions and gives you a cheap plastic toy. Seriously, the toys are horrible and boring as hell...
Billy: Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: What do you want, son?
Billy: Can I get the happy meal mommy? Mom: Ok then, you'll realize that it sucks
Billy: Waaaaaaaaaa you were right mommy!
Mom: I F@CKING TOLD YOU THAT THE HAPPY MEAL IS GAY, YOU GULLIBLE SIMPLETON BRAT!!!
Your broke af and you reaaaally want McDonalds
I need Happy Meal
Quick, mediocre sex given as a throwaway. When you’re not into the sex but you give it to your partner anyway.
I wasn’t really feeling her, but I gave her a happy meal since she showed up, ha