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krusty monday

krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000.

"oi blad come w me to krusty mondys yh?" Troops
DT "nah fam ya get me ovs not"
Claude "Wenger out"
Ty "shut up cuz"
Robbie "init krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000. "

by bad man 69 x April 23, 2018


Business Monday

Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.

T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."

by nekro3 March 26, 2018


Monday Night Pedro

The act of sexual intercourse within a vehicle.

“If I score a hatrick tonight my girlfriend will let me pull a Monday Night Pedro”

by NaterTheHater November 21, 2021


Monday-Ish

(Verb) Feeling in a tired, somewhat down mood. Groggy, lost, annoyed.

"Hey, how are you today?"
"Monday-ish *yawn*."

by hhiii December 9, 2016


Monday chick

A member of preferred sex who you secretly link with to cuddle and do relationship things but aren’t in a relationship with

I’m away to go see my monday chick

by bestbussyinabdn July 18, 2023


Monday mourning

The feeling of irritability, anxiety, and depression that results from being faced with 5 whole working days before the next weekend

Colleague: “Good morning, how are you today?”
Me: I’m Monday mourning so please go F yourself “

by jjcm November 8, 2021


First Monday

1) The day before work day.

2) The day people start thinking about work.

Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."

by Usermin May 26, 2012