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Apolo-lie

A fake apology

When someone says something bad about you to your face then later on comes back and apolo-lie to cover their tracks like everything is alright

by Incogkneegr0w April 11, 2020


Lie groups

(I'm sorry, they're not groups that Lie) groups of Lie type are the funniest jokes in mathematical group theory. Basically, all the math experts panic because they don't know what to call Liars. They concern "acting on" stuff that is "smooth" and have "many symmetries". (e.g. a piece of paper is smooth but with few symmetries; a circle is smooth (no sudden jolts) and has infinite symmetries.) technically, manifolds

Disputes regarding Lie groups' classification (techincally finite groups of Lie type iirc) happen due to isomorphisms and very similar properties. Derived from the classification of finite simple groups, Lie groups can exhibit unexpected isomorphisms with other types of groups. So we have no clue how to classify them.

Joke: 'Basically, the Lie groups all Lied and so the mathematicians got very confused'

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025


Drink, Swear, Steal and Lie

I was 12 when daddy said to me
"Don't take to drinking, boy
That road don't lead nowhere
And don't you ever let me hear you swear
Don't you dare"
He told me, "Stealing's a lazy man's way
Something for nothing leaves you hell to pay
So, don't buy into it
And then you can look the whole world in the eye"
Honey, I've tried
But since I met you, girl
I've been breaking every rule
I must confess, I'm just a backsliding fool
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie
Last night I threw away the 12-step book
I finally faced the fact that I am hooked on you

There's nothing more that I can do
Ain't no use
'Cause every time I see your angel face
My halo disappears without a trace, I swear
Girl, I'd admit I haven't got a prayer
But I don't care
I know this ain't exactly how I was raised
But heaven help me, honey
I ain't changing my ways
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie
Drink, swear, steal and lie

by Death Menace August 25, 2023


Drink, Swear, Steal and Lie

I was 12 when daddy said to me
"Don't take to drinking, boy
That road don't lead nowhere
And don't you ever let me hear you swear
Don't you dare"
He told me, "Stealing's a lazy man's way
Something for nothing leaves you hell to pay
So don't buy into it
And then you can look the whole world in the eye"
Honey, I've tried
But since I met you, girl
I've been breaking every rule
I must confess, I'm just a back sliding fool
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Last night I threw away the 12 step book
I finally faced the fact that I am hooked on you
There's nothing more that I can do
Ain't no use
'Cause every time I see your angel face
My halo disappears without a trace
I swear
Girl, I'd admit I haven't got a prayer
But I don't care
I know this ain't exactly how I was raised
But heaven help me, honey
I ain't changing my ways
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie

I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Drink, swear, steal and lie

by March 15, 2022


Lie For Me

New name for Fact Checker

Lie For Me just said my post wasn’t true.

by Amschel December 13, 2023


Boyfriend lie

A lie that a boyfriend will tell his girlfriend to make her feel better about herself
A lie that gets him out of trouble with his girl

Girlfriend: Do these pants make my butt look big?

Boyfriend: No baby they're fine

Girlfriend: For real? Or is that just a boyfriend lie?

by Twinklenose January 23, 2012


No Lie

To be serious or telling the truth.

A newer version of this phrase is "no cap".

Person1:" Bro when you gonna give me back my 5 dollars."

Person2: "No lie bro i got you on Wednesday."

by FonutYt October 11, 2021