The number one (1) accidentally included in a group of exclamation points, commonly seen on the internet.
"That's soo funny!!!!!1 Grrr! I hate when I add a unimation mark at the end of my exclamation points!!1!"
What you say to a big beefy boi
Person 1: “Who’s that solo lifting Chris boddy?”
Person 2: “stfu yeah markkkk!”
Mark a gentle giant that isn’t too good with the ladies (K.S.) thinks he is built just because he used to be a fat ass at 250 and now he weighs a good 200 but has nipples the size of dimes.
Person 1: “Did u see that kid with those small ass nipples”
Person 2: “Ya he tried to get on with this girl when she was blackout and he claims he smashed”
Person 3: “Yup that’s Mark Hines for you”
An advertising monopolist that lured people onto a website to keep up with friends and family, then harvested all their personal information to push targeted advertising at them.
I feel like a fool for letting Mark Suckerburg get all my personal information and then innundate me, my friends and family with push advertising about breast implants.
Common nickname for people with the name Mark.
Nickname originated when individuals with the given name “Mark” performed well in the gladiator battles during the Republican Rome period. The name is synonymous with “God of War” or the God “Mars”.
Though this nickname is now given to high achievers where performance is measurable (academics, sports, good looks).
You can be sure that Mark-a-Larks will reshape the world.
(noun): Mark Conn}: a narcissistic fraudulent person who seeks out generous people as an easy mark and will con and deceive them out of their money, love, time and attention. They leave their victims flabbergasted, broken and broke and give no fucks about their unethical asshole behavior. Mark Conns tend to heavily drink whiskey and play poker until their house is foreclosed.
Synonyms: swindler, grifter, drifter, loser, hater, bully, cheater, hustler, con-man, credit hacker
(verb): to get Mark Conn'd}.: When an innocent person is seen as mark or easy target and then they are conned, played and deceived via romance, charm or pity for their own pathetic lives into getting all the innocent person's money, love, time and attention. Fraud.
Present Tense: Mark Conn, Mark Conning; Past Tense: Mark Conn'd
(adjective): Mark Connish}: When some asshole you meet shows Mark Conn} prey-like behaviors or traits and you are afraid of getting swindled and conned.
Example Mark Conn Noun: "Did you hear about Mark Conn? He totally took that lady for all she was worth! What a dick."
Example Mark Conn'd Verb: "OMG that guy took your ass for a ride and took all your money and time. Yo, you got Mark Conn'd!"
Example Mark Connish Adjective: "I got a bad feeling about your new boyfriend. I think he's Mark Connish and will steal and play you. I think you should call the 5-0 and block his number."
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The distant cousin of the dirty sanchez, The Mark Sanchez (or as it is also known, The #6) involves a dude anally plowing his gal and then pulling out in order to wipe shit under her eyes to achieve the 'eye black' football player look. After your girl looks like she is ready to throw that game winning touchdown pass, finish off by spraying cum all over her face and head like a celebratory bottle of victory champagne while yelling touchdown.
"Man last night I gave her The Mark Sanchez and afterwards she felt like a champion!"
"I gave her the old #6 and made her look like Mark Sanchez"
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