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"That's really cool..hella hardcore!!"
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a hardcore kid (hXc kid) is some one who follows fashion. they probably went from emo, to scene, to hardcore. they listen to awful music and dance in such a way they usually end up in hospital (two-stepping & spin kicking).
they think it's cool to stand around with alot of hardcore kids and make fun of anyone who isn't wearing a bring me the horizon tee or isn't wearing tight pants.
omgzzz. why fxck are you wearing a modest mouse tee? that's too indie for me!.
now where the fuck are my hair extensions? people might think i'm uncool if i'm seen without them! im such a hardcore kid!
and NOT emo or scene.
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Just like hating celebrities has turned into a fad with punk'd, saying you care about the environment has now become a good way of getting laid.
Hardcore vegans are people who not only have no idea what they're talking about, but also want to push down others, even like-minded, insisting they're "more vegan" than them. You know, "my dad could beat your dad", virtual penis size, just in another way.
I think a hardcore vegan will use natural neurotoxins to poison CEOs that do animal testing and slaughtering for profit.
How many people would be vegan if the term "vegan" did not exist? Sometimes we're more concerned with a category than the values represented by the category.
How many of our dwellings are made of wood? Are you 100% sure the tree used to manufacture your little hut wasn't another creatures home before you made it part of yours?
How many wear clothes that are cotton or hemp? Snakes / lizards / bunny rabbits live in cotton and hemp fields.
At what level do you define your vegan threshold? There are plenty of micro-organisms in the water you drink.
Who are you to say one species is more important than another? Are you falling prey to the same logic animal slaughterers and profiteers misuse?
We have a good life when we have the luxury of picking and choosing what we consume for food. Make sure you're obsessing over the right things.
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A hardcore kid is one of those kids you see with his sisters tight pants on and his hair is spiked up in the back and flat and greasy in the front and on the sides and most of them say theyre straight edge but theyre just bitches. They also listen to shitty bands that all sound the same. They're sense of fashion is horrid they TRY to be different but in the end they all end up looking the same. They act tough but if you go up to one of them that is talking shit to you they may start to cry and offer blowjobs for your forgiveness. oh yeah most of them are faggots. :
sisters pants. bitch. gay. terrible music. they all look the same. hardcore kids are fags and theyre stupid fucking trend will be over soon. THIS GENERATION FUCKING SUCKS. the end
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The worst form of dancing ever!
very popular in hardcore music(i wonder why its called harcore dancing), not so much in death metal or punk,
How it starts
1.Some dude will run behind all the people in front row and feel the need to push EVERY SINGLE PERSON!!!
but as soon as somone turn to see who the hell just interupted their show, that asshole will have hauled some serious ass away from everyone he just pushed
(ussually this person is just some asshole trying to start some shit with people)
2.A few people will sense(or know by heart), that a breakdown is coming up in a song. This is the best time to do this dance because anyone who moshes and actually hits people wont be in the pit, so the Hardcore Mosher will be nice and safe.
3.They will not get within 5 feet from anybody in the "hardcore pit", cuz then you might actually get hurt, oh no!
4.They will either
A.Be new at this and look like they are having a seizure and be a great joke for everyone watching
B.Punch the ground-crouch your knees and open-handedly punch at the ground
C.Punch the sky-after punching the ground, they will look upwards and punch clouds and shit
D.Bastardize the Skank-just start skaking, but instead of being peaceful with it, violently flail your fucking arms(but still not touch a single person!!!), until everyone else, or the singer, does somthing else
E.Reverse skank-instead of moving your arms or kicking fowards, you will need to grab you cock with both hands, and kick your feet behind you
F.NINJA KICK!!!-just kick whoever is behind you right in the fucking dick, but dont turn your body or look at them, just keep flailing your arms and everyone will think it was an accident
G.Windmill-the only thing that actually might take some skill and practice, just do a fancy flip kick whilst in the air, but land on your feet and punch the ground
H.Stomping-while doing most of these you must alternate stomping your feet(but dont worry, you dont need any rhythm at all, you dont need to be on beat)
5.Key rules(lolz)
A.only do it if a bunch of other people do it, cuz if you do it alone, you'l end up being embarresed and you might get laughed at!oh no!
B.Look good-forms of moshing, dancing, w/e, if you look really bad doing this, then it means you suck at it, it has NOTHING to do with expresion, or feeling the music, or skill(for the most part), or even stright up violence(cuz no one will hit you and you wont hit them)
IF YOU HATE THIS TYPE OF DANCING AS MUCH AS I DO!!!!
1.take off all your clothes except you underwear and start dancing with these seizure victims, it will be totally awesome, make them stop, and everyone will get an awesome laugh out of it
2.take a walk.i get so agrevated when a bunch a retards jump in a pit that i jus take a little stroll. you'l miss 5 mins. of a bad show, and retards having siezures(thats a good thing)
3.form a wall of death around the fucking idiots and charge their asses, they will be totally confused cuz most of them have never gotten hit or hit anyone in their life
DONT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ANYONE WHO DOES THIS JUST CUZ THEY DO IT, JUST CUZ I CALL THEM RETARDS FOR DANCING LIKE THAT DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT(JUST THEIR STUPID DANCE), MOST OF THE PEOPLE I KNOW WHO DO THIS ARE VERY NICE PEOPLE!!!(I TAKE THAT BACK, SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST DICKS FOR THE FUN OF IT)
Harcore Dancer:Dude!!, you are way to close to me. i cant believe you would come to a rock concert and risk actually bumping into me!!!
Mosher:DONT GET IN THE PIT IF YOU CANT TAKE A HIT!!!
and cut that Hardcore Dancing crap out please!
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running around in a crowded circle trying to "Swat Bees" or "Get rid of your annoying imaginary friend" go get your asses beet by some fucking thirteen year olds HxD they KICK ASS!!! and BTW
THE SUBTLE WAY KICKS MAJOR BISHIE ASS!!!!!!!!
Hardcore Dancing is like being in a Mosh but it doesnt hurt as much! actually you hardly get hit unless your on te edges!
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happy hardcore is all about shoddy/shit techno beats with some whinney fuckin voice in the background. the only people that like it are queer chavs (not all chavs suck) and people that cant handle proper music like drum and bass, or hard house
all Happy hardcore dj's need to see the light and mix properly and turn thier whinry shit off (cammy, tiesto, fritzy etc listen)
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