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The dirty one at work always by the water cooler looking for the sack.
Tim: So I took Julia home last night.
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker
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1, noun.
A trolley used in an office to deliver mail to white collar workers.
2, noun.
A person who has been romantically linked to a high number of people.
Originated from a rather poor attempt to create a metaphor describing an individual who "gets around."
3, noun/exclamation.
A phrase that is uttered or referenced, often loudly, to avoid answering a question or to change the subject, especially when he or she is being hounded for answers.
An indication that one feels uncomfortable with the topic being discussed or feels that a response would be self-incriminating.
Originated from an individual's attempt to escape embarrassment by referencing another individual's attempt to avoid explaining the humble origins of the office cart metaphor.
1.
I started out in the mail room. I was the loser who pushed around the office cart.
2.
She's a total office cart. Everyone has slipped mail into her slot.
3(a).
"What made you think dating her would be a good idea?"
"I plead office cart."
3(b).
"So, what exactly happened during the Christmas party?"
"Um, office cart!"
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A girl/guy who’s typically not the smartest person in the office. They make up for their lack of intelligence with their outward appearance. Most people question how they got their role.
Amy: “Derrick is such an office skank.”
Jeremy: “Yeah. I had to do his work for him while he spent 3 hours at the office gym.”
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The guy who is always borrowing peoples' stuff, mostly office supplies
(Like staplers, paperclips, pens, etc.)
Bill: Hey man can I borrow a pen, I forgot mine, and I don't want my boss to fire me.
Barry: You and your office hands never show us mercy.
Bill: What?
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the officer of an model united nations club, where you are supposed to pretend to be a country and discuss with other countries about a solution to a worldwide problem. the typical mun officer is usually understanding and cooperative, as you can't agree on a solution without being understanding of others. however, solutions created in an mun conference rarely affect the real world.
Jane is an mun officer, so she has to be understanding and cooperative.
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A policeman who is tasked with handling minor offenses like having a "loud" party or swiping a candy bar.
Inspector Clouseau is such a bungling jackass at performing regular crime-fighting that it's a wonder his precinct hasn't demoted him to petty officer by this time.
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Officer WeeWoo Is the best dam cop you will ever be falsely arrested for trafficking drugs by. And He Pleasures his clients real good.
Person: "OH NO! OFFICER WEEWOO!"
WeeWoo: "You know where the nightstick goes!"
Person: I dint do it officer!
WeeWoo: - BTCH SLAP - oh yes you did...
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