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Whilst railing a girl hard from behind you all of a sudden shout out "LIGHT SPEED!!!!"
Then you cold cock her in the back of the head so she sees stars.
"Jim, I totally Boarded the Millennium Falcon last night...now Sally won't return my phone calls."
"Frank tried Boarding the Millennium Falcon with Stacy last week...Holly's been in jail waiting her arraignment ever since."
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A sexual act where a willing partner lies on his or her back with a towel over their face. At this point, their partner will urinate on the towel whilst eating peri-peri chicken wings. Yum yum!!
Sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until I hit her with the old Portuguese Water Board!
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A shark coochie board is a popular social media hyped assortment of themed food items artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".
We had a shark coochie board potluck party where everyone brought a themed board: sushi board, assorted fries board, cold cuts and cheese board, exotic fruits board, boiled crustaceans board, dessert board etc. SO YUM!!
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A man who is an asshole to you and might also be gay.
"You're such a dick diving board john."
a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"
mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games; I listened to the Beatles.
son: well, lol, board my platform for a change. and join the bandwagon
When you take the truffle butter, and pack it onto a cutting board and cut it up into edible pieces.
Todd and Julie are infamous for pulling off a Philadelphia Cutting Board.
Full of sexy cunts. They are all incest. Everyone gets with each other just like family. The boys are hella gay and fuck each other all the time. Bumholes........
Hey man do you go to st augustines boarding school cause you seem kinda gay!