Table Dressing

Noun - A phrase used to describe a person who drops a large amount of crumbs on a table or surface and or the crumbs that were dropped.

When directed towards a person it is most commonly used as "Crumby-Mc-Table-Dressing"

Or

Thanks for the table dressing.

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table tax

The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.

Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here?
MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch!

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Open table

Calls for a celebration with the person who has to open table pays for the meals or drinks.

"I received my appointment!"
" Well, open table tonight then!"

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table turner

Someone who has so many sex slaves, they fuck every night, and day.

Devin is a table turner.

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coke on tables

Contrary to the popular verb form of the word (to have coke on tables), the noun implies no actual drug use. Coke on tables simply connotes a situation in which an epic party is worthy of said coke on tables.

Man, at this house party, there gone be coke on tables (however in my mind I have no intentions of drug use...).

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Clear Table

When a woman lies under a long, very low glass table while upwards of five men compete to ejaculate on that low-lying glass table. The jizzum does not actually touch the woman, it remains on the table. In the best case scenario, the woman feels really weird that she is so close to jizzum, but not actually in contact with jizzum. In the worst case scenario, people blame you for inventing something called "clear table" when, in fact, you did not.

Wow, that game of clear table was so gross. I just wanted to give that glass some windex or something...i mean with all the jizz on it. And i think that bitch got stuck under the table because it was so long...and low-lying.

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Table Vultures

People trying to find a table to sit at in a crowded coffee shop. They will often circle the coffee shop repeatedly while looking for a place to sit and will hover buzzard-like near the table of someone who looks like they might be about to leave.

In Seattle’s popular coffee shops it’s common for customers (often with laptop computers), to sit at their tables for hours making it hard for other people to find a free table to sit at.

"The other day I was writing at Cafe Solstice in the U District. It was full and the second I started packing up I could see a couple table vultures hovering, just waiting for me to leave."

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