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A dumb ass that thinks he is smarter than anyone.....but screws up everything they touch or attempt...a person who acts like they know what there doing, even though they do not....this includes dumb ass people , morons, and guys who where jackets with tassels hanging off them....
Hey check out that guy in the tassel jacket and moccasin boots, hes a Legend in his own mind !!!!
That guy is such a tool , he's a Legend in his own mind, telling me how to do my job !!!
Girl , he's a Legend in his own mind, cause that 4 min of sorry sex was nothing like what he said he was gona do to me !!!
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A bastardization of the idiom "Toot my own Horn" but emphasizing a narcissism equivalent to wanting to have sex with yourself. Used ironically to brag.
Person 1: I don't mean to toot my own dick but I think this is the best painting I have ever made and better than what anyone else will ever make.
Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.
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A very naive, cliche and opinionated phrase, that is overused in modern society. This phrase is only an opinion because 1) everyone has a different idea of beauty and not everyone is going to be considered attractive by everyone and 2) there are horrible people that commit a variety of crimes everyday. It's usually used when trying to "fix" society's views in some way. People who usually say this USUALLY have the least amount of horrible experience in their life, are very confident in themselves, super optimistic or just don't have anything better to say.
Normal Girl: "I'm so ugly!"
Pretty Girl: "Everyone is beautiful (in their own way)!"
Person 1: "There are so many bad things going on in the world..."
Person 2: "Maybe, but everyone is beautiful (in their own way) no matter what!"
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The antithesis to men who are pussy-whipped by women, and give in to everything a woman wants.
I get aggravated when I see I man cave to a woman's manipulating just because she has what he desires. Most men act as if that woman is the last one on earth, so, they will acquiesce to their demands.
The women I have been with learn not to demand from me because they know I own my balls.
A good time to use this is when one of your buddies won't hang with the crew because his woman wants him for something else, or simply won't let him. Tell him to get his balls back because she owns them right now.
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What you're doing when you create a definition for your own name.
Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
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When you shoot the basketball and rebound your own missed shot and score it after one or multiple rebounds.
Willis needs to either learn how to shoot or learn how to bag his own groceries.
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a nicer, politer, and above all quicker way of telling someone, in that order, to "shut up, get lost, and mind their own business"
two people are in a private conversation and a third person butts in:
person 1 (adressing person 3): who exactly are you and what do you want? and why did you interrupt our conversation anyways?
person 2 (adressing person 3): yo man, sorry, but you are not part of this PC (private conversation). please eat your own cheese and shove off, before we get angry, all right?
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