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A unisex euphemism for masterbation
My mom thought I was pinching the mint when I was just picking the mint.
When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.
I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian
Relieving the itch of ones nutsack by lightly pinching the affected area and rolling thy delicate skin betwixt the thumb and index finger, a similar motion to one a douchbag would use to ask for a tip.
I guess you get what you pay for, I've already had to Pinch & Roll 30 times since I dropped that bitch off!
When you do a little pinch of the sacky. Lil pinch o’ the sacky. The ball sacky. Just a pinch.
He slapped my ass so I gave him a sacky pinch.
When someone is overstepping there self righteous sense of authority
Damnit, that solstice fest official was really pinching my whiskers for being within 25 feet of the area that I’m not aloud to piggy back the festival and sell my art.
the greench crook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he stole christianafrendship
grinches pinched a little before easter
When you get absolutely blasted with Marijuana.
Gonna get pinched to hell tonight!