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Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.

1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."

by sphiinx April 19, 2018

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Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.

1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."

by sphiinx April 19, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

What you say when your mate, clearly incredibly intoxicated prepares immaculate sausages for dinner then brings them out the back on a plate with an atlas photo on it - but puts the plate on a wobbly table, the table falls then the plate breaks.

Mitchell: oh fuck I knocked the table over with food and plates!
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

by heeeyyjohnny February 11, 2021


Super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans

A term President Obama assigned to high priced, fancy health insurance usually only affordable for the rich.
Here, it means really, really, REALLY big plans.

question: "What are you doing this weekend?"
Answer: "Dude!!!! I got super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans!! I'm off to Hawaii for some tasty waves and a cool buzz."

by kevnbro July 31, 2009


ain't swinging off that side of the plate

not homo, straight,

Johnny: Josh, I want you tonight!
Josh: Whoa, you might want me, but i ain't swinging off that side of the plate, you know what im saying.

by Slyer123 October 9, 2009

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a big plate of shut the hell up

n.
a metaphorical meal sarcastically offered to a person whining and inquiring about food to somebody who doesn't feel like providing actual food for them

p1: "I'm hunnnnngry. What's for dinner?"
p2: "A big plate of shut the hell up."

by Paraprax December 13, 2018

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pamela anderson blue plate special

Any Meal at KFC involving chicken

Son: I am starving lets go have the Pamela Anderson blue plate special

Mom: What is that

Son: KFC chicken dinner

KFC Chicken peta Pamela Anderson Colonel Sanders

by LovesmesomeChicken February 21, 2014

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