polishing the buddha

to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami

Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much

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polish thunderstorm

The act of tatty bangin a big breasted broad while pinching a loaf onto said lover's chest and simultaneously drowning her face with an immense amount of urine.

Dude, R Kelly gave my seven year old sister a Polish Thunderstorm. Twice.

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Polish Jedi

When punishing your girlfriend (preferably polish) from behind, you withdraw your wet dink, and using stealth, replace it with a light saber. Now she can help to fight evil.

Man my girlfriend just isn't tough, I am going to turn her into a polish Jedi.

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polish potato

a rock out in a hay field.

when you mow that field tomorrow morning watch out for hitting polish potatoes.

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Polish Bagpipes

The act of placing a straw underneath an armpit and plowing to create a series of flatulance noises.

The silly boy pulled out the Polish Bagpipes at the wedding cermony as the bride walked down the aisle.

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Polish Plumber

Tossing salad using pureed polish sausage or kielbasa instead of syrup.

We had plenty of leftover sausage, so I had my wife give me a Polish Plumber.

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nail polish

it comes in all different colors. and its like paint for your finger nails. ( most commen colors for nail polish is pink and red )

you can also go to a place to get them done!

Tiffany: OMG my nails look so fugly!
Scarlet: OMG i know what you can do!
Tiffany: what?
Scarlet: i can paint them with nail polish!
Tiffany: OMG that would be so amazing! i want pink nail polish!
Scarlet: OMG your nails will look so cute!

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