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to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami
Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much
The act of tatty bangin a big breasted broad while pinching a loaf onto said lover's chest and simultaneously drowning her face with an immense amount of urine.
Dude, R Kelly gave my seven year old sister a Polish Thunderstorm. Twice.
When punishing your girlfriend (preferably polish) from behind, you withdraw your wet dink, and using stealth, replace it with a light saber. Now she can help to fight evil.
Man my girlfriend just isn't tough, I am going to turn her into a polish Jedi.
when you mow that field tomorrow morning watch out for hitting polish potatoes.
The act of placing a straw underneath an armpit and plowing to create a series of flatulance noises.
The silly boy pulled out the Polish Bagpipes at the wedding cermony as the bride walked down the aisle.
Tossing salad using pureed polish sausage or kielbasa instead of syrup.
We had plenty of leftover sausage, so I had my wife give me a Polish Plumber.
it comes in all different colors. and its like paint for your finger nails. ( most commen colors for nail polish is pink and red )
you can also go to a place to get them done!
Tiffany: OMG my nails look so fugly!
Scarlet: OMG i know what you can do!
Tiffany: what?
Scarlet: i can paint them with nail polish!
Tiffany: OMG that would be so amazing! i want pink nail polish!
Scarlet: OMG your nails will look so cute!