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A position, typical for a luxury vehicle made in the UK, on the back of a tow truck.
My Land Rover blew the motor once again, so it had to assume the British position on the back of the flatbed and was towed to the shop.
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if your date is ugly and you don't wanna see her naked and get her pregnant, you fuck her in the ear
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)
I hate the Family Guy Position, I'd rather do it doggie style.
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after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.
After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D
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The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.
As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.
Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
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Penis Positioning System (PPS) is the system whereby "Mr. Penis chooses his own position". That is to say that your penis decides where you go (and who you do). Penis Positioning System is named for Global Positioning System (GPS).
Ed: Dude, I don't know what I was thinking.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.
Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.
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Any of a large number of organizations that sponsor group youth trips during which pedophelia is practiced.
Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
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It's like doggy style but preformed when both involved are lying on their sides. Usually caused when one or more involved are too tired to get up for sexual intercourse.
"Dude, I was so tired I didn't want to get up so we just did the Lazy Dog Position."
"Honey, I'm tired just do it while we are lying down..."
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