prison artist

To use a magazine to hold blood, feces, and semen. Then to paint a red, brown, and white portrait on your cell mate's chest.

I became a true prison artist the day I ate enough blue fruit roll-ups to paint an American flag on Robbie's chest.

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Kitty Prison

1. Kitty Prison is covering a person or a cats face when they've done something wrong as a punishment.

2. A forced external facepalm.

I caught my girlfriend cheating, so I put that bitch in kitty prison.

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prison shoes

an insult/roast used on someone wearing light up sketchers, or some other trash shoes. if they happen to be wearing yeezys or some other expensive shoe, this insult is ineffective. this insult immediately obliterates your opponent if they aren't wearing expensive shoes.

HAHAHAH LOOK YOU GOT PRISON SHOES ON HAHA PRISON SHOES

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Turkish Prison Riot

The subsequent chaos that ensues when an individual turns the lights on and off repeatedly in a mens locker room. Especially chaotic after a gym class or hot day.

I leaned up against the light switch and accidentally started a turkish prison riot again.

go-to-prison drunk

adjective

1. So drunk, one gets thrown in jail
2.pertaining to or caused by extreme intoxication or intoxicated persons.
3. outrageous inebriattion

-"Did you see Will and Zach at the fair?"
-"Who didn't? They were go-to-prison drunk."

or..

They were throwing children through walls aka go-to-prison drunk.

prison soap antique

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

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The Prison Candy Cane

To forcefully shove a candy cane down an erect penis then proceed to suck the candy cane

You better stfu or imma perform the prison candy cane on your broke ass

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