When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.
"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"
Melted methamphetamine ready to be smoked
Someone stole my Hillbilly glue (methamphetamine) last night...they took everything besides my bowl with my puddle buddy
a sex position where the receiving partner lies flat on their backs with their legs behind their head. penetrating partner holds down the legs while thrusting.
damn bro i tried to puddle and foff yesterday and went in balls deep
Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.
Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark