A bad mood or depressive episode
I'm sorry for saying that mess, bro, I'm in a major puddle right now
When a truck stop lot lizard washes her pussy in a parking lot pot hole in between getting fucked but dirty truck drivers
Breaker one nine lookin for some PUDDLE PUSSY in the back row of the petro!! She her to the red Mack truck number 21
When one ejaculates so deep into a throat it creates a body of semen ones lung
“Dude I was deep throating Lisa so hard I’m sure I gifted her a Lung Puddle. “
The act of cupping your hands and cumming in them
Guy: can I give you the cum puddle.
Girl: Thanks ill use it for skincare.
A really stupid person. Equivalent to a window licker or a paint chip eater.
My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!
When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting
You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?