I never ever said that

A word you use when you can't help yourself but tell the person to stop talking because A. you never said anything
or B. It didn't matter

How was your day?
Davin: It was good, also someone did something bad
What was that? Someone did something bad?
Davin: UGH!! I never ever said that

saidative

A tranquilizing treatment dat involves soothing spoken words.

Calming someone down wif a saidative is usually a much safer alternative to resorting to chemical-type sleep-inducers.

SK Said

Plagiarizing someone else's work and getting credit for it. (verb to do)

"Have you seen that Facebook post?"
"Which one?"
"The one with the Kepala Palatao"
"Oh that one! I heard the person pulled a SK Said"
"Yeah, what a bitch"

SK Said

Plagiarizing someone else's work and getting credit for it. (verb to do)

"Have you seen that Facebook post?"
"Which one?"
"Oh, its the one about Kepala Palatao"

"Oh that one! I heard the person who posted it pulled a SK Said"
"Yeah, what a bitch"

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!

Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.

That’s what he said.

Apparently, “That’s what he said” means exactly the same as the popular sexual pun, “That’s what she said”, but with a masculine personal pronoun.

This phrase can be used when talking about one’s sexual engagement with a guy. It can be manipulated almost anywhere and everywhere to make seem even a simple dialogue or a sentence, sexual.

For example,

Philippe: “Have you tried that new recipe in an oven?”
John: “Yeah, but it was so big that I could not fit it in.”
Philippe winks: “That’s what he said.”

She said no

Now you don’t have any bitches.

I proposed to her but she said no.