Random
Source Code

nutcrack sexual

someone who is sexually attracted to nutcrackers, or really any Christmas figure.

"Kate? Yea I heard she was nutcrack sexual"

by katecnnor January 11, 2021


Sexually Somersaulted

When you stick your fingers in a girl’s butthole, vaghole and pisshole and roll her over like a bowling ball.

“Why are girls always so flabbergasted after they fucked you?”

“Because I’ve sexually somersaulted them!”

by Memelyn September 24, 2022


Homie sexual

When two homies are gay to each other but not really gay it’s more like a bro mans but, being gay towards the boys is not gay.

Being gay towards the boys is not gay it’s Homie sexual

by Kipzafterlife September 7, 2019


Sexual Chernobyl

When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.

My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.

by thatguy527 August 16, 2015


Ilene-sexual

When you are straight but you like ass and tits

'ay bro, are you sure you're straight'
'yea man, im ilene-sexual'
'the fuck is that man'
'its being straight but thinking dicks are sick'

by park jimin is bae April 1, 2021


sexual cardinality

Sexual Cardinality (Cardinality from set theory) is a word for the trait defining a person's numerical preference of romantic partners.

Sexual Cardinality is to {polyamorous, monogamous, asexual/aromantic} as Sexual Orientation is to {straight/gay/bisexual}

"What's your sexual orientation and sexual cardinality?"

Oh, I'm mostly straight and strictly polyamorous" or "I'm bisexual and monogamous"

by Eclias August 2, 2015


Bennett-Sexual

The sexual attraction to those with the last name Bennett.

David is Bennett-Sexual.

by Harocana July 12, 2022