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shooting the deer

When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.

'Have you seen Sam recently?'
'Yeah he's in the tractor shooting the deer.'

by BilboTheDildo March 21, 2022


shooting session

A competition of talking shit about/to all participants

Nah I ain't in this shooting sessions mark takes it to the head.

by Fidel_Cash_Flo January 14, 2016


Freak this shoot

A euphemism for f**k this s**t when you cannot really swear.

Freak this shoot! I'm out!

by Matthew678 July 26, 2019


shoot for the stars

To set one's goals or ambitions very high; to try to attain or achieve something particularly difficult.

Shoot for the stars, kiddo!

by Leranelera February 19, 2018


Shooty-shoot

Gun fire or Exchange of gun fire.

•He wanted to play a game of shooty-shoot with the police... he lost.

•There was some shooty-shoot at the quicky mart.

•He brought a knife to a game of shooty-shoot.

by DemonoidDeejay August 7, 2019


shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree

Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown

by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018


shooting range

any goddamn american public school

"you know they knocked down the shooting range over there and turned it into a public school?"

by bisexual_men69420 November 13, 2022