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Pissing on someone, which from now on, should be refferred to as an "R. Kelly"
Only thing that make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
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A fun game between totally straight bros: two guys undress, soap up, and wrestle over a rubber chicken in the shower. Winner gets the chicken.
"My girlfriend was pissed when she saw me and mike exit the shower, but once i showed her the shower chicken she laughed it off"
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A mildly popular, homo-erotic game commonly played among young adult men in a college athletic type setting.
Requirements: 4+ people
Large, open shower facility (usually in a dorm or gym building)
1+ bar(s) of soap
Predetermined "Goals" (equal in size) for both teams
Game Play/Rules:
- All players undress completely and enter the shower area.
- Turn on all shower heads to properly wet the floor/playing field (leave them on to prevent the playing field from drying).
- Set up goals for both teams on opposing walls of the playing field. Must be equal in size and difficulty.
- Divide all participants into 2 equal teams. (Some sort of marking (ie: sharpie) is recommended to distinguish team members.
- Place bar of soap in the middle of the playing field.
- All partipants must be touching the far wall of the shower area before the game can begin.
- A countdown of "3, (pause) 2, (pause) 1, (Pause) GO!" will be given and no participant may leave the wall until the countdown is complete.
- When the countdown is complete all participants are free to run/walk/slip/slide to the center of the field and gain posession of the soap.
- No body part except the feet may be used to handle/manipulate the soap.
- 1 point is given to a team for scoring on the opposing teams goal.
- There is no pause in gameplay after a goal is scored.
- Each game shal be timed, and last 15 minutes. (Any goals scored after the 15 minutes do not count)
- If the game is tied at the end of the 15 minutes, the game will go into "overtime"
- "Overtime" will last 3 minutes, and the team who scores the most points in "overtime" will be declared the winner.
- Any intentional pushing, shoving, tripping, etc. will be deemed a "penalty"
- The punishment of a "penalty" is to be determined by the teams beforehand (usually a spanking to the buttocks)
"Hey, do you want to go play a game of shower hockey?"
See 'definition' for game rules
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While one person is in the shower, a second party storms into the bathroom and takes a shit.
I was taking a shower, and Kirk made it a Cleveland Shower.
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In BDSM a red shower is the act of bleeding on oneself or someone else. This is considered highly erotic and often times done ritualistically.
This is not inclusive of menstual blood. Menstrual blood is a "Ruby Shower"
In BDSM a Dominatrix may cut her submissive partner with a scalpel and allow the blood to drip where ever she chooses. This is a red shower.
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When you are done with a serious workout (basketball, lifting, etc...) and you are about to take a shower, you pull down your drawers to find what your penis has become a dark, moist, smelly chode resembling the aroma of a donkey's dick
Brad: Hey Bill, nice game dogg, you hittin' up the showers or what?
Bill: No man, I'm gonna wait till Andrew's done. He had the worst Shower Donkey the other day I almost threw up on my towel... Give it like 10 minutes
Brad: Aight good call. thanks
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someone who is guilty of committing douche-baggery. a giant douche.
"oh wally, dont be such a shower pocket!"
"is it just me, or is jon being a real shower pocket today?"
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