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To sleep a certain time period away in order to skip it completely...as you are asleep.
Monday was so bad, I decided to sleep warp until Wednesday.
The catch up sleep your body forces (sleeping through alarms, etc) for staying up too late for multiple days in a row.
Man I slept for 12 hours and missed my appointment, I knew I shouldn't have stayed up playing games three nights in a row. Sleep tax is a bitch.
verb 'to sleep gasm'
The Orgasm in which a woman experiences without no physical aspects, such as touching herself in her sleep, someone touching her in her sleep, or the covers rubbing on her in her sleep.
Tash Sleep gasmed AGAIN, i feel sorry for the kid sleeping next to her...
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1. The act of being conflicted between engaging in sex and sleep. 2. The act of having sex while asleep (but yet still consensual).
Bernard has had a long day at work and is exhausted. He goes to sleep yet wants "affection" from his fine ass women. While asleep he moves her hand over his penis with a movement that says stroke me and then begins to snore. He is sleep sexing again. Girl, my man was sleep sexing again.
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The act of spooning someone while asleep. Usually the person has no idea of the act that they are committing and if not stopped may take it to another level.
Person 1: Did you hear what John did last night.
Person 2: yea i heard he was sleep spooning Jordan
Person 1: yea they had to be separated otherwise it would have turned into a one sides but fucking bonanza
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to fall asleep in a chair, and while dreaming get a visable erection for all to see
Why does Dewhite have a sleeping boner? what is he possibly dreaming about? not ginger....
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A condition in which your sleep schedule is horribly messed up.
Severe sleep madness can occur if in your attempt to cure yourself of sleep madness by pulling some stunt, you make it worse.
Such "cures" include:
1) staying up too long to 'readjust' your schedule: e.g. since you woke up at 4, stay up for 28 hours and then you'll be golden.
2) exercising a lot to get tired and go to bed sooner.
3) sleeping a less in order to get tired enough to go to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.
The cures are almost always failures because they are difficult to do correctly, and usually backfire.
1:
Jeff: Oh god I stayed out too late on a Wednesday and ended up going to bed at 3, but then I slept for 12 hours instead of 5 somehow and now I'm screwed.
Tom: Dude, you've got sleep madness. Nothing for it but to stay up until tomorrow evening and then go to bed.
Jeff: yeah but that won't work either, I'll just make it worse.
2:
Jeremy: so I woke up at 4pm yesterday. I figured I'd just stay up for 28 hours or so and solve my problem.. but somehow I got really tired at like 11am and couldn't deal so I went to take a short nap (you know, to make it until a reasonable bedtime). But instead, my alarm didn't wake me up and these beer nuts and guiness I'm having are breakfast. I've got the sleep madness real bad.
Chris: yeah that's some pretty bad sleep madness.
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