When the schnitzel is so good, you ejaculate on it then eat it.
Michael has eaten schnitzels all week, but today he ate a soggy schnitzel.
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The act of ones mistress's inserting their tounge inside a man's ear.
Yeah I was having a nice night in with the Mrs when she suddenly gave me a soggy Sally
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An intoxicated female trying to say her name
"My nammme is Soggy Hiss"
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when you're in a lecture sitting behind someone wearing a hood, and you jizz in their hood and wait patiently for it to start raining
I just gave Johnny the ol' soggy hood
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A game where a group of guys take turns nutting on a cookie, the first man to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.
"Hey boys, you wanna head to Tristans to play soggy cookie?"
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A well-used female genitalia that is sopping wet.
My mate fucked that dirty bitch who looks like a smack-head and wanders around town on Market Day. He said she had a proper Soggy Pouch and it was like poking his bell-end into mushy banana.
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Something to annoy random people with
"hey do you want some #Soggy Legs," "no," "are you sure," "shut up,"
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