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long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.
Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.
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Jerking it for not one partcular person.
Woke up with a stiffy so I gave myself a blank spank.
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a group of people standing around all trying in vain to take the blame for the same fuckup.
Clearly *someone* fucked up, but in some over-zealous exercise of personal responsibility, they're in a circle spank, each trying to take the blame for the same fuck-up!
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a pornographic film involving groups of women making films they then meet and the best film is given an award with vibration, then they all get too happy and get a bit over exited and it turns into one big party
try to explain lesbian spank inferno to your girlfriend when she finds it
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When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.
"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."
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The ratio of times one masturbates to the number of times he's has sex over a certain period of time.
Hey Kenny, what's the spank to fuck ratio lately? Ah, about 100 to 3.
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Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.
That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.
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